The Nuptionary
Last updated 16/04/2006
Welcomne to the nuptionary the website paying homage to the beast from the east that is anup and his individual looks.
Please visit the message board if you've got something funny or abusive to write about anyone or enything jus nufin as lame as anupshances of scoring with sasha.
Anup has a silver spoon, he has recently been bought a new clio i hope he crashes into a cheese mill, this is because his dad has been bying clothes form B-Wise
devvo has recently put on record that he thinks anup "is a dickhead, and a bellend" He also asked ''got 20p mate!?'' Fortunately, Anup was able to escape with his ears and dignity intact.
ATTENTION! NEWSFLASH
Ben Norman "Ched breath hobo Class A Downer kid" Stenning has been cut down in his prime. Hit by a car outside the Hodcarrier, Doctors have informed that he will never walk again, cutting short his dreams of appearing in the upcoming Paralympics, and becoming the founder and first participant in the Cockathlon; a series of gruelling events involving self-oralating, flexibility and lack of self respect. He previously qualified as a down syndrome entrant, but could've also used his Dinner-Ladyesque hairstyle as grounds of severe disability.
Since the accident, Stenning has been curled up at home, snuggling up to his mothers melons and drinking himself to sleep on cheap cider.
Get Well Soon Stenning everyone who went to the artic monkeys had a phat time!!!! You are a new low hanson!
The creators of The Nuptionary would like to give the general public a warning!
ASHER SIMPSON LOOKS LIKE A FULL ON DYKE WITH HIS NEW STYLE, PLEASE LAUGH IN HIS FACE AND CALL' GIRLY GIRLY GIRL FACE' IN ADDITION TO A SLAP ROUND HIS BUM CHINNED GIRL FACE!
!!! MYSTERY TERRORISERS EGG 101 COPPICE ROAD (ANUPS HOUSE)
There have been rumours circulating myton school that three hooded mystery terrorisers have egged anups house at 1.30 am and 3.00am one late night in the last half term holidays! ANYONE WHO KNOWS OF THESE MYSTERY TERRORISERS WILL THEY PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE THE LONGER ANUP DOESNT KNOW THE LONGER WE CAN LAUGH AT HIS ELEPHANT FEATURED FACE
(SCREWIN ANUP!)
Welcome to the site on our friend anup, I hope you have seen the signs around school which led you to our site. This site will take you through the life of anup. Anup is a charming lad, and a great friend. we have decided to make a tribute website to him, to not only applaud his wonderful personality, but to also share his extreme facial features with the whole world. We hope you enjoy everything that we have to offer you, so just sit back, relax and have fun with our friend anup. This site has only recently began so please spread the word.
